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Anya: I swear, I am just trying to find my necklace. 
Willow: Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?

Spike: Where have you been pet? 
Drusilla: I went for a walk. I met an old man. I didn't like him, he got stuck in my teeth.

Anya: What a day. Gimme a beer.

Bartender: (deadpan) ID. 
(Anya glares at him.) 
Bartender: (deadpan) ID. 
Anya: I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a frickin' beer! 
Bartender: (deadpan) ID. 
Anya: (sigh) Gimme a Coke.

Anya: You know this isn't your world, right? I mean, you know you don't belong here. 
Vamp Willow: No. This is a dumb world. On my world, there are people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.

Wesley: The Council's orders are to concentrate on the…
Buffy: Orders. I don't think I'm going to be taking any more orders. Not from you, not from them. 
Wesley: You can't turn your back on the Council. 
Buffy: They're in England. I don't think they can tell which way my back is facing.

Oz: So, do you steal weapons from the Army often? 
Willow: Well, we don't get cable, so we have to make our own fun.